NBA – National Bitch Assoc.

Hello All..  It’s been a while and I have truly missed you as much as I have missed a whales vagina..  (that’s a good thing, trust me)

Lets get right to the point (and I will be as positive as I can be)…  You know what grinds my fucking dwarf ass gears…….  The NBA     I know the NBA pissing me off is not a new thing but come on people..  I am a true sport fan!  You put a fucking weight on a sheet of ice and you have some Canadian mother fucker sweep a path for this object and I am game!  You know why I am game for this sport which they call curling north of the border??  Because it’s a fucking team sport..  You have one guy (who I like to call crazy eyes) who eyes the target and slides the object down the ice..  Then.. wait for it …. wait for it… you have others on your mother fucking team helping crazy eyes succeed in getting said object to a target.  WOW  what a fucking concept.  I don’t mean to sacrifice our friends to the north, but this is a prime example of team sport.  Now in the great NBA we have what we call ”score as much as you fucking can” so you can increase your salary next year.  Any true purist of the sport of basketball will agree (and if you don’t, GO FUCK URSELF) college basketball is the last final frontier of what basketball was meant to be.  Why is this, I ask my self.  Because they play the game to win and not to put one’s self before the team.  I know we have our excepting in the NCAA, but you really think you can get thru a field of 64 at the end of the year unless all cylinders are firing?  I fucking don’t think so.. 

It makes me sick to watch the Lakers and Celtics RUIN what Bird and Magic Johnson did years ago.  Sick isn’t even a good description of how I feel.. How about I feel like I just tea bagged a crab invested whore who is HIV positive and my condom just burst….  That is how I feel!  Some may so that is extreme.. I say look at how much NBA players are paid and look how much they contribute to society. 

If you see Kobe Bryant or Paul Pierce, please kick them in the nutz for me..

On a positive note, the pirates are coming to NYC.  Hell yeah…  Whores be aware!!!

H-Train Signing off!