Lucky Lil Bastard.. NOT

It has been a while since I have updated the posting.  But as you all know, March Madness and prostitution does take your undivided attention.  Now that the prostitutes are paid and the brackets have been submitted, I have some bitching to do. 

You know what grinds my fucking gears???  The fact that I tend to be at the exact location of all hell breaking loose.   Lets take a look back to the April 1999.  I had just moved to Colorado to live the high life.  Well the next thing I know, Columbine High School happens about 10 min. from my work.  Now lets jump forward a couple years to 2001, after I had moved to NYC.  Yeah… You fucking guessed it.  9/11!!!!  The city goes into chaos!  I witnessed most of the shit from my office.  A few years later (like I need to proceed after that one) I am on my way to the airport when we experience one of the largest black outs in this country’s history and I am stuck in the sweltering heat for almost a week with out power!  Ahhhh yes.. for normal people, that would be the peak amount of catastrophe in ones life…  But not for FUCKING H Train… No…  About a year after the black out, I am walking down Madison Ave for a post dinner walk with a friend.  Next thing I know, I am hearing gun shots and falling to the ground covering my head.  Seems that about a half a block away, across the street, a guy has a need to shoot his ex-girlfriend and her new beau.  Later this was known as the Madison Ave Murders.

Now we are in present day NYC.  I agreed to do some dog sitting for a friend.  So, there I am walking this dog through central park, trying to see if this dog is truly a chic magnet.  (come to find out, he is)  So I decide it was time to go home, but I wanted to take the dog the long way home, so that I could check out a couple of the bars I frequent.  As we past the bars and I see they are packed with St Pat’s Day celebration, I continue down 2nd Ave.   As I reach 49th St, I start to hear what I think is a loud truck.  I look back and then something catches my attention… A HUGE FUCKING CRANE falling!  Yeah.. a 20 fucking story crane has broken loose from a building on 51st St and 2nd Ave and is falling due south… toward ME!  The crane is basically cutting pieces of other buildings right off.  Well before I know it the dog is freaking out cause of the noise and takes off running.  (dragging me behind him)  All this being said, I was in no danger (unlike some others, sad to say). 

Moral of the story..  Lil people are not as lucky as one once thought!!!!!  And heads up if I move into a city near you!!!!!! 

Peace and Chicken Grease.. H Train