Hillbillies Going In Circles
February 25, 2008
On todays episode of “You know what grinds my gears…”, I am going to talk about a subject matter that should have been addressed years ago! Classifing driving a fucking car in circles as a sport and then putting it on television! It’s bad enough that Sportscenter, this time of year covers the NBA for about 50% of it’s broadcast. But fuck me in the goat ass if you are going to add bullshit NASCAR to the equation. And then to top it off, they pre-empt/pushback FOX Sunday night programming (Simpsons and Family Guy), because these fucking assholes don’t want to drive on a wet track. What??? Got Testicles? So NOW.. You have an event, that was supposed to be 2 to 3 hours of pure bullshit chase the hillbillies tail, lasting 5 to 6 hours. So they figure, since they can’t show the cars going in circles, they will just hire 3 hillbillies to talk about cars going in circles. I would rather slide down a slide covered in barbed wire, than watch that shit. And then to top it all off, lets re-air highlights of this on SportsCenter.
What the FUCK is wrong with the world we live in?
This is H-Train Grinding Gears!
