Hillbillies Going In Circles

On todays episode of “You know what grinds my gears…”,  I am going to talk about a subject matter that should have been addressed years ago!  Classifing driving a fucking car in circles as a sport and then putting it on television!  It’s bad enough that Sportscenter, this time of year covers the NBA for about 50% of it’s broadcast.  But fuck me in the goat ass if you are going to add bullshit NASCAR to the equation.  And then to top it off, they pre-empt/pushback FOX Sunday night programming (Simpsons and Family Guy), because these fucking assholes don’t want to drive on a wet track.  What???  Got Testicles?  So NOW.. You have an event, that was supposed to be 2 to 3 hours of pure bullshit chase the hillbillies tail, lasting 5 to 6 hours.   So they figure, since they can’t show the cars going in circles, they will just hire 3 hillbillies to talk about cars going in circles.  I would rather slide down a slide covered in barbed wire, than watch that shit.  And then to top it all off, lets re-air highlights of this on SportsCenter.

What the FUCK is wrong with the world we live in?

 This is H-Train Grinding Gears! 

Zebras

Do you know what grinds my gears so bad that I would like to carry out the red headed step child beatings??? 

Fucking Zebras (referees) who try to control the fucking game!  Let the players play.  FUCK!!  I am watching a Pens hockey game last night and the ref totally changed the freaking out come by making two totally fucked up calls.  This grinding of gears applies to all sports.  I understand people make mistakes, but that’s why we have fucking instant replay.  I say if a ref makes two bad calls in any fucking game they get suspended for one game or 30 lashings.. you decide!!  You know people lose money cause of this shit!

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 H-Train signing off……..    Corn Hole this bitch!!!!